Japanese hobo

So i was thinking.. And i remember having this conversation with my friend Gage at my old high school and I walked up to him and said.. " Hey... Gage, what would you be my friend if i was bald but only had one hair growing ontop of my head?" he says "yeah hahaha" And i go "So what would you think if I just came to school tomorrow with my head shaved like that?" he says "I would call you my Japanese hobo" ... I dont know it was just a thought lmao I miss That Gage.. And justin